this is some next level british grandma carpeting
My gran had all of these
So in June/July of last year, I was admitted to hospital for what I thought was just a severe kidney infection, and needed industrial-strength antibiotics. Tonight I had to go to the out-of-hours doctors surgery because I have another kidney infection, and I was chatting to the doctor about it.. and he said to me “Oh it says here that you were treated for a severe kidney infection that moved to your bloodstream.”
Moved to my bloodstream.
I had blood poisoning. Or Septicemia as it’s more commonly known. Do you realise how serious that is because I didn’t. I could have fucking died. That’s how serious it was.
I DON’T KNOW HOW I GOT IN HERE
AND NOW I CANNOT GET OUT
DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS
If you always help the kitten out of the cup they’ll never learn not to get into small cups in the first place
I’VE LEARNED MY LESSON HUMAN
THIS SURFACE IS NOT CLIMBABLE
Hilden & Diaz (Collaboration between Thyra Hilden (b. 1972, Denmark) and Pio Diaz (b. 1973, Argentina). - Forms in Nature. A chandelier that projects a 360° shadow of trees and roots.
Extremely personal piece. Doesn’t really need that much explanation.
*apologies if it turns up pixelated, just click the picture for a full res. view
this is fucking gold
Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am
Whenever my mum and I do crosswords and she comes across a clue she doesn’t know.. She always says “oohh just google it. It’s not cheating, it’s learning!”. Right, mum.